Syria has been missing from NATO news for quite some time, despite the United Nations continuing to hold biweekly propaganda meetings, one involving the ongoing failure of the Special Envoy on the SAR to create a colonialist Constitution to be imposed on the Levantine Republic, and the other involving the chemical file hoax, on behalf of al Qaeda.
There is, therefore, no expectation that the stenography chorus would write about two more children blown up by an explosion of an IED (Improvised Explosive Device) while playing in a park in the Al Sakhour neighborhood of Aleppo City, Syria. The explosive device was left behind by NATO-sponsored ‘Syria’s foreign Legion’ when they were expelled from most parts of Aleppo city in 2016.
Agnès Marcaillou is the Director of the United Nations Mine Action Service (UNMAS), the “UN body [that allegedly] helps clear minefields and improvised explosive devices, and dispose of unexploded weapons and ammunition around the world.” On 4 July 2018, Marcaillou brought her entourage to Damascus, Syria, to sign a Memorandum of Understanding that her branch of the bastion of peace and security, with a bloated budget, would assist in helping to clear the country of IEDs and assorted other landmine explosives, buried in children’s toys, in farmlands, in parks, by retreating al Qaeda moderate oppositionists.
This is Agnès Marcaillou. She used to report meticulous death and dismemberment statistics on Syria, to the Security Council. Now she does not even bother to do that. Deaths and dismemberments of Syrians, especially of children, is apparently not worth the trouble to tally.
This is the Giant African Pouched Rat. It can be trained to sniff out explosives without detonating them. This creature has a track record of nobility of action, unlike the overpaid Director, above. Syria must figure out a way to import these animals, or it will continue to send the bodies of children to offices of forensics, morgues, cemeteries.
In the interim, as UNMAS was tickled pink to bring Bond, James Bond actor Daniel Craig on board in 2015, as its Global Advocate for the Elimination of Mines and Explosives Hazards, perhaps he would be so kind as to light a fire under Director Useless. Perhaps Mr. Craig wishes to do more than shake hands with SG Guterres and co-sign simple notes of earnestness that is not brought to Syria. Perhaps Mr. Craig can get the noble rat into the SAR, and save thousands of limbs, and of lives.
On 14 March 2022, two more children were murdered while playing in a park, in Syria.
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